I am repossessing a house, what should I wear?

Some tenants of mine, who have failed to pay a £4.23 charge on their account, are to be thrown out of their dwelling tomorrow. I have given them a day’s notice, but they have yet to pay, so I’ve been pushed to the limit. I know for a fact that their ill child is now on the mend, so they have plenty of opportunity to cough up. Should my outfit convey the fact that I am vastly superior in wealth and status to them?
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26 Responses to “I am repossessing a house, what should I wear?”

  1. Kitty Luxx Says:

    A nazi uniform.

  2. Mr Lizard Says:

    I think you are on the right track.

  3. originalkippyj Says:

    No, I’d wear Thunderwear and Dragonskin.

    Look ‘em up.

  4. some girl Says:

    wear whatever you feel comfortable in, it’s your home. Who cares if you look wealthy? just go get your home back.

  5. Nicki Says:

    Wear your underwear so they’re like “wtf this person is psychotic.. Ok, here’s your money man.. don’t bite us..”

  6. sylvia a Says:

    wear some fast trainers, in case they get p***ed at u and chase u . by the way u can not throw them out without a court order.

  7. jstlookather Says:

    Why?

    If that’s the way you always dress, then yes. If not, don’t try to be a “show off.”

  8. Eric N Says:

    I don’t really think they are going to care what you are wearing, but I wouldn’t wear anything flashy or high priced or else you will make them just feel worse which is of no advantage to either of you.

  9. brian k Says:

    your disgusting, over so little money.. and you cant illegaly evict them.. why kick them out for that little money, who cares what your wearing, money isnt anything… ur sick

  10. Bill S Preston Esquire Says:

    Yeah. First thing you need in that business is one of those long, thin mustaches that you can pinch while you laugh. As for close a tophat is a must, and a monocle is optional. A cape and walking stick couldn’t hurt either. When you arrive at their house be in a limo with “Hit the Road Jack” playing. If you go with the tophat you are going to need a tuxedo.

  11. lmbnsa Says:

    I would wear a bullet proof vest. No matter what you look like someone just may be pissed off with you

  12. Jamie Waters Says:

    I think if you dress vastly superior it might be a bit offensive. I would tone it down a bit and wear something that means friendly yet serious! Something like businessy but with a hint of some color. Like maybe nice slacks and shoes and belt and plain shirt with a colored tie. It helps them to kno your professional and you mean business! Good Luck!

  13. dreamer Says:

    Why do you feel the need to look more wealthy and superior to them? This has to be a joke. For your sake, I hope so.

  14. BLM Says:

    i think you need to run to the store (or have someone do it for you) and ask where you can buy the outfit specifically for thowing out tenants. so the next time you have it right on hand!

  15. lfor1234 Says:

    Big men fall hard.

    Watch out how you treat others. It will come back on you one day.

    1 day?
    Sounds like a small charge?

    Your statement makes you sound like a jerk. Hopefully I just misunderstood.

  16. Gatorbabe Says:

    Ebenezer Scrooge outfit maybe?

  17. BLUST R Says:

    Yes, I would go with black, like you are going to a funeral. Take out a large sum from the bank (so they can see it when you fumble through your things). Dark shades to hide your eyes but when their tears kick in, slide them down your nose so you are looking over them. Remind them you are in a rush cuz you have money to blow on needless things.

  18. drbob2k7 Says:

    You have given them a day ?!

    Sir you are a gentleman! however I fear they may be taking advantage of your incredible generous nature!

    I believe that you SHOULD infact wear something that says you are superior!

    Now please don’t be a pushover!

    Tip Top!

  19. Delores S Says:

    you should wear a sign that says “I’m a mean rotten landlord and I don’t care about you. I just want Money, and I don’t care that you have a sick child because even though you probably spent the rent money on medicine and sick child liquids to keep your child hydrated my Greed and lack of compassion will only let me make you more miserable. I know that I can wait for the rent but I’m Hateful, I know that you will have trouble finding a new home but I just want to ADD to the world of Homeless people your family. I Just want to go to HELL when I Die so I must do this right NOW. That is what your sign should say.

  20. FLYYCHICK28 Says:

    Business Attire. A suit maybe

  21. drfeelgood90 Says:

    gad sir your not throwing mam dadand sister out pleas sire givem anover go i ,ll get the money to you in thee morning sire plus a few bags of spuds

  22. John Says:

    I know that just by your general demina they will bow down at the power you radiate.

  23. bowchicabowwow2008 Says:

    I am with Bill’s choice…. the cape says it all.

  24. blaster Says:

    My good friend,approach them in your waders,your tackle and rod ready to pounce and whip in hand….this wud be enuff to scare the daylights out of anyone.

  25. The Tenth Duke of Chalfont Says:

    The most resplendent Tweed hunting suit in your wardrobe. Whilst throwing them out into the streets you want them to see that you are undoubtedly their superior, and I can think of no better way than a fine Harris Tweed suit.

  26. Char Black Says:

    I think a cape of some kind is in order. Can you grow a dasterdly mustashe in one day??
    Perhaps if you have a child of you own you should arrange for him/her to push said ill child into mud.

    Toodle pip old chap and good luck.